Out of our Mouths

"He hasn't had sex in a long time... YES!" -Lauren

"I'm glad he hasn't had sex
in a long time. I wouldn't
want him to be like -- 'Ew
what's behind your COUCH!?"
-Lauren

"So what are you upset over anyway?
It was a pretty quick dream, wasn't it?"
-Myself

"You know... what the hell
is that weird thing that
Jason and I keep doing with our elbows?"
-Lauren

"Working for WalMart is like
being a porn star... you get
fucked and wonder if its worth
what you're getting paid." -Ryan

"What do you MEAN what
mailbox!? The mailbox that was like
on Lauren's Lap!!!" -Robyn

"Well, I guess I'll go
get my prom dress now...
at Lane Bryant" -Jenn

"Didn't you hear her!?
She's INSATIABLE! She'll NEVER get enough!
-Jason

"Southbound... where he's NOT going." -Lauren

"Well DUH! We just have to find
p hat!!!" -Kriss

"IT SMELLS LIKE
SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!
WAAAHHAHHAHAH!" -Lauren

"Well, I think this poem is
about like... girls. Cos when
they come into high school, they're
really not that good looking and then,
they come back from the summer and
they're like... BEAUTIFUL!"
-Paul

"Well, um, I bought
some playdough this weekend..."
-Mackey

"I can't buy that shirt...
I don't even eat glue anymore."
-Dan

"When me and Melissa
were little kids, we
used to pretend that
our horses were bikes."
-Jenn

"Well she like fell right on her... well she like fell on her... well her face... well... HER FACE WAS HER LANDING."
-Holly

Fuckin' A! Fuckin' A! How the HELL do you draw greenhouse effect!?" -Robin L.

"Cos Like, Wow, I'm crazy, nutty
and full of peach flavored jelly
beans." -Lauren

"I'm really smart in school, I promise"
-Katy

"Hey, when you touch your boob,
both of them move!" -Jenn

"I don't know. You'd Better ask Missy Elliot"
-Lauren

"you're on my lise! ig shout up you ficln'
icyu wonderfucl cutn!" -Myself

"Pry open whale's mouth... insert pinky dick here." -B

"Well, Picture riding a horse only its not a horse...

"He's touching his... w... his ssss... his wwww... the www the sss the wwww ... WIENERSCHNITZEL!"

"I LIKE KNIVES!... Hey! Do you want to make my scoliosis worse!?"


		This is a Simple Compilation of All of the really funny quotes that friends and others have said and I have remembered... they're pretty great.



		"I'll bet you like, half of the money in my wallet. And that's like... $2.50 so... GET READY!" -Myself						"YOU NEVER LOVED ME!" -Jenn "I think there's skid marks in my underwear!!! HOLY SHIT!" -Fred Penner



		"He hasn't had sex in a long time... YES!" -Lauren "It's not funny. Its not fun." -Pat (sort of) "FUCK OFF AND DIE!" -Who Knows "I'm glad he hasn't had sex in a long time. I wouldn't want him to be like -- 'Ew what's behind your COUCH!?" -Lauren "So what are you upset over anyway? It was a pretty quick dream, wasn't it?" -Myself "You know... what the hell is that weird thing that Jason and I keep doing with our elbows?" -Lauren "Wait... Last April?" -Robyn "Working for WalMart is like being a porn star... you get fucked and wonder if its worth what you're getting paid." -Ryan "What do you MEAN what mailbox!? The mailbox that was like on Lauren's Lap!!!" -Robyn "You lose, you loser!" -Dan "Well, I guess I'll go get my prom dress now... at Lane Bryant" -Jenn "Didn't you hear her!? She's INSATIABLE! She'll NEVER get enough! -Jason "no YOU are!" -Jesse "Southbound... where he's NOT going." -Lauren "Well DUH! We just have to find p hat!!!" -Kriss "So... I guess you just started shaving then, mom?" -Rachel "FALL PLAY IS CANCELLED!" -Kristin "IT SMELLS LIKE SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK! WAAAHHAHHAHAH!" -Lauren "Well, I think this poem is about like... girls. Cos when they come into high school, they're really not that good looking and then, they come back from the summer and they're like... BEAUTIFUL!" -Paul "Wow, That's REALLY deep, Paul" -Erin "Well, um, I bought some playdough this weekend..." -Mackey "Laurie, I'm there! You just can't see me yet!" -Holly "I can't buy that shirt... I don't even eat glue anymore." -Dan "When me and Melissa were little kids, we used to pretend that our horses were bikes." -Jenn "Well she like fell right on her... well she like fell on her... well her face... well... HER FACE WAS HER LANDING." -Holly Fuckin' A! Fuckin' A! How the HELL do you draw greenhouse effect!?" -Robin L. "Cos Like, Wow, I'm crazy, nutty and full of peach flavored jelly beans." -Lauren "I'm really smart in school, I promise" -Katy "Hey, when you touch your boob, both of them move!" -Jenn "I don't know. You'd Better ask Missy Elliot" -Lauren "Quick! Piss them off! Turn on your wipers!" -Jesse "you're on my lise! ig shout up you ficln' icyu wonderfucl cutn!" -Myself "Pry open whale's mouth... insert pinky dick here." -B *"Cuuuuuum again?" -Andrew* "I'm just a drunken old Brit staggering along his highway of life." -Erin "Well, Picture riding a horse only its not a horse... its a waffle..." -Lauren "He's touching his... w... his ssss... his wwww... the www the sss the wwww ... WIENERSCHNITZEL!" -Lauren "I LOVE LAUREN GULLETT!" -Stefan *"I LIKE* KNIVES!... Hey! Do you want to make my scoliosis worse!?" -Weird Girl**


				*LOosE EnDs . . .* *Out of our Mouths*



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